Station Eight has two engine companies. As is typical when a bunch of guys get together, competition is created. The two Station Eight companies go back and forth about how many calls (or lack thereof) the other runs.
This morning we found a writing spider who had built a whole web on the back of Engine 64. Those of us on Engine 8 made sure to tell the guys on 64 just how slow things must be on their truck to allow a spider to set up camp so nicely.